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22. Marquette. Livin'.

theyslayedthedragon:

Congratulations to Nicklas Lidstrom, on his retirement at the age of 42. He played all 20 NHL Seasons with the Detroit Red Wings winning 4 Stanley Cups and 7 Norris Trophies.

(via damnzig)

I caught someone looking in my window last night

Well, more like an hour ago. I saw a person standing outside my window, and they were trying to get it open. The cops said it was probably someone trying to peep and get my attention. What. The. Fuck.

somethinglikeagentleman: takealettermaria: elysaxoxo: pvathananonh: anthonyaayteez: princess-jeina: holy shit we are going to fucking die 2012 when the zombie apocalypse begins I will be the last to die. EAST COAST this is when the whole world will end instead of everything like collapsing or some shit, zombies outbreak and ya~ Oh my god is the virus real? What the fuck. What the fuck. I’m about to cry. I’m not kidding. I’M NOT EQUIPPED TO COMBAT ZOMBIES. WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET? GUNS? GARLIC? SILVER BULLETS? ZYKLON-B? TOXIC WASTE? HELP. I hate to say I told you so, but goddammit I TOLD YOU SO Actually, no. But it would be kinda sweet if this were real!

somethinglikeagentleman:

takealettermaria:

elysaxoxo:

pvathananonh:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit

we are going to fucking die

2012

when the zombie apocalypse begins

I will be the last to die.

EAST COAST

this is when the whole world will end

instead of everything like collapsing or some shit, zombies outbreak and ya~

Oh my god is the virus real? What the fuck. What the fuck. I’m about to cry. I’m not kidding. I’M NOT EQUIPPED TO COMBAT ZOMBIES. WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET? GUNS? GARLIC? SILVER BULLETS? ZYKLON-B? TOXIC WASTE?

HELP.

I hate to say I told you so, but goddammit I TOLD YOU SO

Actually, no. But it would be kinda sweet if this were real!

(Source: c0nfirm3d)